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What are they doing

A football widow decided to take an interest in the game in order to share her husband's pastime. One Saturday afternoon she accompanied him to the local match. It was a good game: plenty of open play, good attacking movements and strong defence.

She was enjoying the game when suddenly all the players except one froze and stood like statues. The active player grabbed the ball and shoved it up his jersey.

Then he too remained motionless. The woman looked at the referee to see what action he was going to take, but he too was in a statue-like position.
'Whatever are they doing?' she asked.

'Oh, they're posing for the "Spot-the-Ball" competition', replied her husband.


 






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