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Worried about my son

A woman goes to see the doctor. "Doctor, doctor, I'm very worried about my son," she said. "All he does is play football all day; then he comes in covered in mud and walks all over my clean carpet."

"I rather think you may be over-reacting," said the doctor reassuringly. "Sons often behave like that."

"I know, doctor," said the woman, "but it's not just me that's worried about him. His wife is too."


 






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