about my son
A woman goes to see the doctor. "Doctor, doctor, I'm very worried about
my son," she said. "All he does is play football all day; then he comes
in covered in mud and walks all over my clean carpet."
"I rather think you may be over-reacting," said the doctor reassuringly.
"Sons often behave like that."
"I know, doctor," said the woman, "but it's not just me that's
worried about him. His wife is too."