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She'll let you do anything

Ron and Terry were chatting about football in the pub after work.

"Are you going to the Arsenal v Spurs match on Saturday?" asked Ron.

"No," replied Terry. "My wife won't let me."

"It's easy to get out of that," said Ron. "About an hour before the game, what you do is pick her up, take her to the bedroom, rip off her clothes and make mad, passionate love to her. Then she'll let you do anything you want."

"OK, I'll try that," said Terry.

The following Monday, the two men meet up again in the pub.

"How come you didn't make it to the game," asked Ron.

"Well," said Terry, "I'll tell you what happened. About an hour before kick-off, I did as you said. I picked her up, took her to the bedroom and ripped off her clothes. And then I thought, Spurs haven't been playing that well recently."


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