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Late arrival

A fellow had arranged to take his girlfriend to a local match but unfortunately they were delayed and didn't arrive until nearly half-time.

'What's the score?' the lad asked a bystander.

'Nil-nil,' was the reply.

'Oh, good!' his girlfriend - gushed.

'We haven't missed anything!'


 






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