A big Premier Division team was very anxious to sign up a certain top-class
player. However, nothing they offered would induce him to sign and in desperation
they stooped to more underhand methods.
The team manager sent his secretary - blonde, 5'2", 38-22-36 - to try
to persuade the reluctant striker to sign up. To his surprise, he heard nothing
from the girl for over a week.
Then one morning she walked into his office and said, 'I've got good news
and bad new for you, boss.
The good news is - he's ready to sign. The bad news is - he's more than two
stone down from his playing weight!'