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Posing nude

A famous international footballer was asked to appear nude in the centrefold of a glossy new women's magazine.

`Our intention is to photograph you standing nude holding a ball" said the feature's editor.

'I see,' said the footballer. 'What will I be doing with my other hand?'


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