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Stanley Matthews

One of the most famous footballers of all time is the legendary. Stanley Matthews, who played for Blackpool and Stoke City at outside-right.

It was said of him that he was so fast that when he went to bed at night, he could turn out the light at the bedroom door and be under the blankets before the room got dark.


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