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Michael Owen

A young autograph hunter was really chuffed when he got Emil Hesky's autograph after a match. The following week he accosted Hesky once more and got his autograph, and after the next game he tried to get it yet again.

"Look here," said Hesky, "this is the third time you've asked for my autograph. What's going on?"

"Well," said the young man, "if I can get eight more of yours, I can swap them for one of Michael Owen's."


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