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West Ham United Football songs and football chants

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West Ham United Team Songs

Bernard Lama

We've got Bernard Lama
He smokes marijuana

She's a slag

She's a slag, and she's got no tits

You're shit

You're shit, and your bird's a slag

West Ham chant

Does she take it up the arse?
(Players with celebrity girlfriends come in for special attention in these three chants)

Ian Wright
(Pre 1998-99 season)

Ian Wank, wank, wank
(Former Arsenal striker Ian Wright always had a habit of scoring against the Hammers)

Ian Wright
(1998 99 season onwards)

Ian Wright, Wright, Wright
(Following Might's signing for the Hammers from Arsenal)

West Ham chant

1 0 to the Cockney boys
1 0 to the Cockney boys


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