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Tottenham Hotspur Football songs and football chants


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Tottenham Hotspur Team Songs


Jurgen Klinsmann

He flies through the air with the greatest of ease
He never got touched, but he's down on his knees
(in honour of Jurgen Klinsmann)

Nayim

Nayim, from the halfway line
Nayim, from the halfway line
(Ex Spur who gunned down Arsenal with a spectacular goal for Real Zaragoza in the dying seconds of the 1995 European Cup Winners' Cup Final)

George Graham

Georgie Graham's magic
He wears a magic hat
And when he saw the agent's bung
He said I'm having that


He's only a poor little Gooner

He's only a poor little Gooner
He stands at the back of the Bank
He watches the reds, the football he dreads
So he ends up having a wank

He's only a poor little Gooner
His face is all tattered and torn
He made me feel sick, so I hit him with a brick
And now he don't sing anymore

Who's got a lovely wife?

Who's got a lovely wife?
Who's got a lovely wife?
Ian Walker, Ian Walker
He's got a lovely wife

Stand up if you hate stewards

Stand up if you hate stewards
Stand up if you hate stewards

You're not fit to wear the shirt

You'rrrreeee not fit to wear the shirt
You're not fit to wear the shirt


I wanner to be a scuba diver

I wanner be a scuba diver
And I wanner have a 69er
With the girl that I love the best
Many a night I sucked her breast
Fucked her standing
Fucked her flying
But now she's dead
But not forgotten
Dug her up and fucked her rotten

We hate Arsenal

We hate Arsenal and we hate Arsenal
We hate Arsenal and we hate Arsenal
We hate Arsenal and we hate Arsenal
We are the Arsenal
Haters

We are the Tottenham

We are the Tottenham, the pride of the South
We hate the Arsenal, 'cos they are all mouth
We took the North Bank, and that was fuck all
The Tottenham will rise and the Arsenal will fall


 






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