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Southampton Football songs and football chants


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Southampton Team Songs

When the Saints go marching in

Oh when the Saints
Go marching in
Oh when the Saints go marching in
I want to be in that number
Oh when the Saints go marching in
(in rounds)
Oh when the Saints (Oh when the Saints)
Go marching in (go marching in)


I comes down from Southampton

I can't read and I can't write
But that don't really matter
'Cos I comes down from Southampton
And I can drive a tractor

I can plough and milk a cow
And drive a great big mower
But the thing that I like best
Is being a strawberry grower
Oooooo aaarrrrrrr
Oooooo aaarrrrrrr
Ooooooo to be a Southernerrrrrrrrr


Alan Ball

He's short, he's fat
He's a ginger twat
Alan Ball, Alan Ball

Matt Le Tissier

Le Tiss, Le Tiss
Matt Matt Le Tiss
He gets the ball, he takes the piss
Matt Matt Le Tiss


 






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