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Sheffield Wednesday Football songs and football chants

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Sheffield Wednesday Team Songs

Wednesday chant
(The Great Escape theme tune, accompanied by the Hillsborough band)

Di Canio


Singing the Blues

Never felt more like singing the Blues
Wednesday win, United lose
Oh Wednesday, you've got me singing the Blues

The Utrecht song

Daaa, da da da daaaa, dadadada, dadadada
Da da daaaa, da da daa daaaa
Da da daa, da da da daaaa
(repeat ad infinitum)

The Blue Flag

Forever and ever, we'll follow our team
Sheffield Wednesday, we are supreme
We'll never be mastered by no southern bastards
We'll keep the Blue Flag flying high

Sheffield Wednesday chant

Sheeeee field Wednesday
Hallelujah! Hallelujah!

Sheffield Wednesday chant

There'll be a commotion when we win promotion
So score, Weeeddddd nesday score

Emerson Thom
(To the tune of the `Little Drummer Boy)

Soooo, they call him, Emerson Thom
A new born king to us he's Emerson Thom
He looks like Paul Warhurst
He's Emerson Thom, Emerson Thom, Emerson Thom

Carlton Palmer/Nigel Jemson

We've got Carlton Palmer
He smokes marijuana
Ner ner, ner ner
Ner ner, ner ner

We've got Nigel Jemson
He smokes 20 Bensons
Ner ner, ner ner
Ner ner, ner ner

David Pleat

That's neat that's neat that's neat that's neat
We really love that David Pleat

Sheffield is wonderful

Oh Sheffield is wonderful
Oh Sheffield is wonderful
It's got tits, fanny and the Wednesday
Oh Sheffield is wonderful


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