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Sheffield United Team Songs

United chant

I was walking down Shoreham Street singing a song
Along came a pig fan and asked what's wrong
I kicked him in the balls and I kicked him in the head
Now that Wednesday fan is dead

The Grease Chip Buttie

You fill up my senses
Like a gallon of Magnet
Like a packet of Woodbines
Like a good pinch of snuff
Like a night out in Sheffield
Like a greasy chip buttie
Oh Sheffield United
Come thrill me again


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