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Scotland Football songs and football chants


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Scotland Team Songs

Ally's Army

We're on the drugs with Ally's Army
We're all taking Benzadrine
And we'll really shake them up
When we drink it out of a cup
'Cos Scotland are the greatest football team


William Wallace

Scots, wha hae wi' Wallace bled
Scots, wham Bruce has aften led
Welcome to your gory bed
Or to victory


Loch Lomond

By yon bonnie bank and by yon bonnie braes
Where the sun shines bright on Loch Lomond
Where me and my true love were ever wont to gae
On the bonnie, bonnie banks of Loch Lomond

For you'll take the high road and I'll take the low road
And I'll be in Scotland afore ye
Where me and my true love will never meet again
By the bonnie, bonnnie banks of Loch Lomond


Hokey Cokey

You put your left hand in
You take your left hand out
You put your left hand in and you shake it all about
You do the hokey cokey and you turn around
That's what it's all about
Oh Diego Maradona
Oh Diego Maradona
Oh Diego Maradona
He put the English out, out, out


Where's yir father?

Where's yir father
Where's yir father
Where's yir father, referee?

Yi havna got one
Yi havna got one
Yir a bastard referee


Famous Tartan Army

We're the famous Tartan Army and we're off to gay Paree
Gay Paree
Gay Paree
We're the famous Tartan Army and we're off to gay Paree


Stand up

Stand up if you hate England
(etc.)

Sing when you're whaling

Sing when you're whaling
You only sing when you're whaling
(Sung by the Tartan Army when Scotland played Norway in the, 1998 World Cup finals)

Scotland chant

One team in Tallinn
There's only one team in Tallinn
There's only one team in Tallinn
(Sung by the Tartan Army when Estonia failed to turn up for
their 1996 World Cup qualifier in the Estonian capital)


Everywhere we go

Everywhere we go
People want to know
Who we are
So we're gonna tell them
We're mental and we're barmy
We're the famous Tartan Army
Ooooooooh
Ooooooooh
Oooooh Scotland
Scotland
I'd walk a million miles
For one of your goals
Oh Scotland


 






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