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Preston North End Football songs and football chants


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Preston North End Team Songs

Who's that jumping off the pier?

Who's that jumping off the pier?
Who's that jumping in the sea?
Oh it's Nigel and the boys
Making all the fucking noise
'Cos they can't beat the famous PNE

Sewing bags

He's sewing bags, he's sewing bags
He's sewing bags
Oyston's sewing bags
(Reference to what the disgraced former Blackpool chairman Owen Oyston now does with his time after being jailed)

Preston chant

How wide do you want the goals?




 






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