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Newcastle United Football songs and football chants


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Newcastle United Team Songs

A Monkey's head
(To the tune of `Yellow Submarine)

In the land, where I was born
Lives a man, with a monkey's head
And he went, to Sunderland
And his name, is Peter Reid
Altogether now
Peter Reid's got a fuckin' monkey's head
A fuckin' monkey's head
A fuckin' monkey's head
Peter Reid's got a fuckin' monkey's head
A fuckin' monkey's head
A fuckin' monkey's head


Drink, drink

Drink, drink, wherever we may be
We are the drunk and disorderly
And we will drink wherever we may be
For we are the drunk and disorderly

I was drunk last night
I was drunk the night before
And I'm gonna get drunk like I've never been drunk before
'Cos when we're drunk we're as happy as can be
For we are the drunk and disorderly

When I go a wandering
Along the cliffs of Dover
If I see a mackem cunt
I'll push the bastard over

We drink Ex
We drink Brown
We're gonna wreck your fuckin' town
Na na na naaaa
Na na naaaaa
Na naaaaa


Philippe Albert
(To the tune of 'Rupert the Bear')

Philippe, Philippe Albert
Everyone knows his name

Toon Toon Toon

(To the tune of the Outhere Brothers, Boom Boom')

Toon, Toon, Toon, everybody say wheyaye (wheyaye)


Thank you very much

Thank you very much for the seven million
Thank you very much
Thank you very, very, very much
(Sung to Man Utd, who included a struggling striker in their line up by the name of Andy Cole, following his £7 million move from Newcastle)

Sad Mackem Bastard
(to the tune of Daydream Believer)

Cheer up Peter Reid
Oh what can it mean
To a sad Mackem bastard
And a shit football team


Mackems on a string
(To the tune of `My Ding a ling')

When I was a little bitty boy
My grandmother bought me a cute little toy
Two Sunderland fans, hanging on a string
She told me to kick their fucking heads in

Mackems on a string
Mackems on a string
She told me to kick their fucking heads in
Mackems on a string
Mackems on a string
She told me to kick their fucking heads in

Who's that team

Who's that team we call United
Who's that team we all adore
Oh, we play in black and white
And we all know how to fight
We'll support you ever more


 






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