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Miscellaneous Team Songs

Wonderland

One Dennis Bergkamp
There's only one Dennis Bergkamp
Walking along, singing a song
Walking in a Bergkamp wonderland

Super Nick

Super super Nick
Super super Nick
Super super Nick
Super Nick Anelka


One Michael Owen

One Michael Owen
There's only one Michael Owen
One Michael Owen
There's only one Michael Owen

Teddy Sheringham

Oh Teddy Teddy
Teddy Teddy Teddy Teddy Sheringham


You are my sunshine

You are my Villa, my only Villa,
You make me happy, when skies are grey
I never notice how much I love you
Until they take my Villa away

Dublin's fair city

In Dublin's fair city
Where the girls are so pretty
I first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone
Through streets broad and narrow
She wheeled her wheelbarrow
Singing ... Bournemouth

The Greatest
(To the tune of `The Wild Rover)

And it's Aston Villa
Aston Villa FC
We're by far the greatest team
The world has ever seen

Lucky Arsenal

Lucky, lucky Arsenal!

Can we play you every week

Can we play you
Can we play you
Can we play you every week?


Can you hear?

Can you here the Shitty Sing?
No oh
No oh
Can you here the Shitty Sing?
No oh
No oh
Can you hear the Shitty sing?
'Cos I can't hear a fucking thing
Oh oh the Shitty!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
(Used for any team who include City in their name)

Referee songs

The referee's a wanker


Who's the bastard in the black

Who's the bastard in the green
(Introduced when, the referees' shirts changed)


Jingle Bells

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to sing
When the Wanderers win away

We shall not be moved

We shall not
We shall not be moved
We shall not
We shall not be moved
We've got the team, the score
to win the Football League*
We shall not be moved

*can be FA Cup'


The Famous

The famous Man United went to Rome to see the Pope
The famous Man United went to Rome to see the Pope
The famous Man United went to Rome to see the Pope
And this is what he said: `Fuck Off''
Who the fuck are Man United
Who the fuck are Man United
Who the fuck are Man United
When the whites go marching on, on, on

We had joy

We had joy, we had fun
We had Arsenal on the run
But the joy couldn't last
'Cos the bastards ran too fast


Score in a brothel

Score in a brothel
You couldn't score in a brothel

Who ate all the pies

Who ate all the pies?
Who ate all the pies?
You fat bastard, you fat bastard
You ate all the pies


Let hill die

Let him die, let him die, let him die
(Sympathy for the injured opposing player)

You're gonna get...

You're gonna get your fuckin' heads kicked in

You're so shit

You're so shit it's unbelievable

Let's all have a disco

Let's all have a disco
Lets's all have a disco
La, la, la, la, Oi
La, la, la, la, Oi


Que sera

Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
We're going to Wem ber ley
Que sera, sera

What's the score?

Seaman, what's the score
Seaman, Seaman, what's the score

Generally directed at your goalie (if you're winning)


We will follow

We will follow the Bolton
Over land and sea (and Blackpool)
We will follow the Bolton
On to viiiiic to ry

 


 






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