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Leeds United Football songs and football chants


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Leeds United Team Songs

Marching on together

Here we go with Leeds United, we're going to give the boys a hand
Stand up and sing for Leeds United, they're the greatest in the land

Everyday we're all going to say we love you
Leeds, Leeds, Leeds
Everywhere we're all going to be there, we love you
Leeds, Leeds, Leeds
Marrrrrrr ching on, together
We're gonna see you win
'Cos we're so proud
We shout it out loud
We love you Leeds, Leeds, Leeds


When I was just

When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother `What should I be?'
`Should I be Chelsea?
Should I be Leeds?'
Here's what she said to me:
`Wash your mouth out son
And go get your father's gun
And shoot the Chelsea scum
Shoot the Chelsea scum'
(We hate Chelsea, we hate Chelsea)


We had joy

We had joy, we had fun
We had Man U on the run
But the joy didn't last
'Cos the bastards ran too fast!

Hark now hear

Hark now hear, United sing
The Man U ran away
And there will be a massacre
Upon this Saturday


Who do you think you are kidding Mr Ferguson
(The Dad's Army theme tune)

Who do you think you are kidding Mr Ferguson
If you think you'll win the League
We are the boys who will stop your little game
We are the boys who will win the League again

We are Leeds

We are Leeds, we are Leeds
We are Leeds
We are Leeds, we are Leeds
We are Lee Beds
We are Leeds, we are Leeds
We are Leeds
We are Lee Beds
We are Leeds!


 






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