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Hearts Team Songs

I was born under an orange scarf
(To the tune of the `I was born under a Wandering Star)

I was born under an orange scarf
I was born under an orange scarf
Do you know where hell is?
Hell is Easter Road
Heaven is Tynecastle
Where the Fenians crap their load
Oh, I was born under an orange scarf

We're going to Europe
(To the tune of the `My Way')

And now, the end is near
We've followed Hearts, from Perth to Paisley
We've travelled far, by bus and car
And other times, we've went by railway
We've been, to Aberdeen
We hate the Hibs, they make us spew up
So make a noise you Gorgie Boys
We're going to Europe

To see, HMFC
We'll even dig, the Channel Tunnel
When we're afloat, on some big boat
We'll tie our scarves, around the funnel
We have no cares, for other players
Like Rossi, Boniek or Tardelli
When we're overseas, the Hibs will be
In Portobelly
The might of Europe

We all can laugh, at Hibs
When we play Chelsea, Metz or Inter
They'll be up at Dundee
And relegated by mid winter
While we go, marching on
And show the Huns, the way to do it
They lost again, while we had slain
The might of Europe

The day's, not far away
When we will reach, the heights of glory
We'll follow Hearts, through foreign parts
And Gorgie Boys, will tell the story
How we scored three, at Napoli
Hibs lost away, again, at Greenock
When Hibs went down, we took the crown
As Kings of Europe


Away up in Gorgie at Tynecastle Park
There's a wee fitba' team that will aye make its mark
They've won all the honours in footballing arts
And there's nae ither team to compare with the Hearts

If you cannae spell it then here's what it says
Hearts, Hearts, glorious Hearts
It's down at Tynecastle they bide
The talk of the toon are the boys in maroon
And Auld Reekie supports them with pride

This is my story, this is my song
Follow the Hearts and you can't go wrong
Oh some say that Celtic and Rangers are grand
But the boys in maroon are the best in the land

We've won the League flag and we've won the League Cup
Though we sometimes go down we can aye go back up
Our forwards can score and it's no idle talk
Our defence is as strong as the auld castle rock

National caps we can always supply
Like Massey and Walker and Bauld and Mackay
If I had the time I could name dozens more
Who've helped in producing the auld Hampden roar


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