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Fulham Team Songs

Can't live

I Can't live
If livin' is without you
(The 1970s live on at Craven Cottage as this old hit is sung on a regular basis)

Dicks out

Dicks out
(Under fire boss Alan Dicks is called on to make the ultimate sacrifice during the early part of the 90s)

Sex Case

Sex case, sex case, sex case
Hang him, hang him, hang him

Came for the ball boys

Came for the ball boys
You only came for the ball boys
(These two are chanted at a particularly suspicious looking member of the away support)

You'll never play us...

You'll never play us again
(When Brentford were heading for the basement division and it seemed as if Fulham might be going up in the 1997-98 season)


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