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England Football songs and football chants


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England Team Songs

No surrender

Give me St George in my heart, keep me English
Give me St George in my heart, I say
Give me St George in my heart, keep me English
Keep me English to my dying day
No surrender
No surrender
No surrender to the IRA (scum)

England chant

Inger-land, Inger-land, Inger-land
Inger-land, Inger-land, Inger-land
Inger-land, Inger-land, Inger-land
Inger-land
INGER LAND
(Repeat for most of the match)

The Great Escape

Da-da, da-da da
Da-da, da-da da
Da-da, da-da da-da da-darrr
ENGLAND
(Feat for most of the match)

Rule Britannia

Rule Britannia
Britannia rules the waves
Britains never never never shall be slaves

If it wasn't for...

If it wasn't for the English you'd be Krauts
If it wasn't for the English you'd be Krauts
If it wasn't for the English
Wasn't for the English
If it wasn't for the English you'd be Krauts
(To be sung in France)

Two World Wars

Two World Wars and one World Cup
Doo dar, doo dar
Two World Wars and one World Cup
Doo dar, doo dar day
(To be sung whenever Germans are near)

 


 






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