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Crewe Alexandra Football songs and football chants


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Crewe Alexandra Team Songs


Ing er land

Ing er land, Ing er land, Ing er land
(reserved for Wrexham)

Crewe Chant

And its Crewe Alexandra
Crewe Alexandra FC
They're by far the greatest team
The world has ever seen


The Clayhead scum

When I was just a little boy, I asked my mother what will it be
Will it be Vale? Will it be Stoke? Here's what she said to me
Wash your mouth out son, and get your father's gun
And shoot the Clayhead scum
And shoot the Clayhead scum

Sheep shaggers

Sheep, sheep, sheep shaggers
(also reserved for Wrexham)



 






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