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Chelsea Football songs and football chants


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Chelsea Team Songs

One man went to mow

One man went to mow
Went to mow a meadow
One man and his dog (Spot)
Went to mow a meadow

Two men went to mow
Went to mow a meadow
Two men and their dog (Spot)
Went to mow a meadow

(Repeat up to ten men. . . )

The Blue Flag

Forever and ever we'll follow our team
For we are the Chelsea and we are supreme
We'll never be mastered by no northern bastards
And we'll keep the Blue Flag flying high
Flying high, up in the sky
We'll keep the Blue Flag flying high
From Stamford Bridge to Wemb (er) ley
We'll keep the Blue Flag flying high

When it's snowing

Sing when it's snowing
You only sing when it's snowing
Sing when it's snowing
(Home leg of the 1997 98 European Cup Winners' Cup tie with Tromso of Norway, following a first leg played during a snowstorm)

Who's that team they call the Chelsea?

Who's that team they call the Chelsea?
Who's that team we all adore?
We're the boys in blue and white
And we fight with all our might
And we're out to show the world the way to score

Bring on Tottenham or the Arsenal
Bring on Scousers by the score
Barcelona, Real Madrid, Tottenham are a load of shits
And we're out to show the world the way to score


We all fucking hate Leeds

Leeds, Leeds and Leeds and Leeds
And Leeds
Leeds, and Leeds and Leeds
And Leeds, and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds
We all fucking hate Leeds

We are the famous CFC

Carefree wherever you may be
We are the famous CFC
And we don't give a fuck whoever you may be
'Cos we are the famous CFC

Frank Leboeuf (1)

He's here, he's there
He's every fucking where
Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf

Frank Leboeuf (2)

He's here, he's there
We're not allowed to swear
Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf
(Following a request from the player)

Vialli

He came from Italy
To play for Che el sea
Vialli, o o o o oh Vialli


 






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