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Celtic Football songs and football chants


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Celtic Team Songs

The Celtic Song

Hail, Hail, the Celts are here
What the hell do we care
What the hell do we care
Hail, Hail, the Celts are here
What the hell do we care now...

For it's a grand old team to play for
For it's a grand old team to see
And if you know the history
It's enough to make your heart go
Nine in a row

We don't care what the animals say
What the hell do we care
For all we know
Is that there's going to be a show
And that Glasgow Celtic will be there


The Coronation Cup

Said Lizzie to Philip as they sat down to dine
I've just had a note from a good friend of mine
His name is big Geordie, he's loyal and true
And his big dirty nose is a bright shade of blue

He says that the Rangers are right on their game
And he asks for a trophy to add to their fame
We'll send them a trophy that the Rangers can win
Said Philip to Lizzie, `Watch the Celts don't step in'

Said Lizzie to Philip they don't stand a chance
I'll send up my Gunners to lead them a dance
With the Celtic defeated, the way will be clear
And a trophy for the Rangers in my crowning year

Alas, and alas, for the wearers of blue
The Celts beat the Arsenal and the Manchester too
Beat Hibs in the final, and to and behold
All of Hampden was covered in green, white and gold

Said Lizzie to Philip when she heard the news
So tell me dear Philip, for you ought to know
How to beat Glasgow Celtic and keep them below

Said Philip to Lizzie, there's only one way
And I've known the secret for many a day
To beat Glasgow Celtic, you'll have to deport
All the fighting mad Irish that give them support


The Fields of Athenry

By a lonely prison wall, I heard a young girl calling
Michael they have taken you away
For you stole Travelyan's corn, so the young might see the morn
Now a prison ship lies waiting in the bay

Chorus
Low lie the Fields of Athenry
Where once we watched the small, free birds fly
Our love was on the wing, we had dreams and songs to sing
It's so lonely on the Fields of Athenry

By a lonely prison wall, I heard the young man calling
Nothing matters Mary when you are free
'Gainst the famine and the crown, I rebelled they cut me down
Now you must raise our child in dignity

Chorus
By a lonely harbour wall, she watched the last star falling
As the prison ship sailed out against the sky
Now she'll wait and hope and pray, for her love in Botany Bay
It's so lonely round the Fields of Athenry


Celtic is the name

In Glasgow town we have a team and Celtic is the name
We've beaten Rangers and Milan for Celtic know the game
And if you don't believe me boys then come and see us play
For Glasgow Celtic, up the Celtic, beats the world today
For Glasgow Celtic, up the Celtic, beats the world today

We are a famous football team I'm sure you all agree
We've played them all, the big and small, from Lisbon to Dundee
And if you don't believe me, boys, then this to you I say
Come up the Parkhead, dear old Parkhead, Celtic leads the way
Come up the Parkhead, dear old Parkhead, Celtic leads the way

In Glasgow town we have a team and Celtic is the name
We've beaten Rangers and Milan for Celtic know the game
And if you don't believe me boys then come and see us play
For Glasgow Celtic, up the Celtic, beats the world today
For Glasgow Celtic, up the Celtic, beats the world today


The flags are out for Celtic

The flags are gaily flying o'er Celtic Park today
Because the lads of Celtic have shown the world the way
They played the game in Lisbon and here is how they won
They didn't play defensive, attack is what they done

The flags are out for Celtic, they know just what to do
And Scottish hearts and Irish hearts are mighty proud of you

In all the big world over the name of Celtic rung
And in our heart of Glasgow our Celtic song was sung
God bless you great XI, this is our greatest day
Next season Jock from Greenock we're with you all the way

The flags are out for Celtic, they know just what to do
And Scottish hearts and Irish hearts aremighty proud of you

You won so many cups this year, four or five or six
You should give one to Rangers, they're really in a fix
John Lawrence shook your hands lads as you came off the plane
And everyone is proud of you, your football brought you fame

The flags are out for Celtic, they know just what to do
And Scottish hearts and Irish hearts are mighty proud of you


 






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