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Brighton & Hove Albion Football songs and football chants


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Brighton & Hove Albion Team Songs

Brighton chant

They've sold the ground
And now we're going down
Sack the board, sack the board

Build a bonfire, build a bonfire
Put Bell otti on the top
Put Bill Archer in the middle
And burn the fucking lot
(Chief Executive David Bellotti and Chairman Archer bear the brunt of protests during the south coast club's crisis)


Brighton chant

In 1983 we went to Wembley
To play Man United and make history
Robbo was through, but he passed it to Smith
The stupid Scotch bastard was pissed and he missed

And it's Brighton Hove Albion
Brighton Hove Albion FC
We're by far the greatest team
The world has ever seen


Stick your fucking Priestfield up yer arse

You can stick your fucking Priestfield up yer arse
You can stick your fucking Priestfield up yer arse
You can stick your fucking Priestfield
Stick your fucking Priestfield
Stick your fucking Priestfield up yer arse
(Gillingham's stadium Proves far from a home from home for the exiles)

Brighton chant

P A L A C E
Stevie Coppell's got VD
With a nick nack paddy whack
Give the dog a bone
Crystal Palace fuck off home


Brighton chant

Come with me and have a cup of tea in
Stevie Coppell's garden
jump on his head until the fucker's dead
In Stevie Coppell's garden
(Former Palace manager Coppell cops the brunt of Brighton's intense hatred of all things to do with the south London club)

Brighton chant

If you're all going to Mellor clap your hands
(The fans seem quite keen on a pilgrimage to Bill Archer's home village)


 






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