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Yellow card

The shrill blast of the whistle and the pointing finger of the referee stopped the player in his tracks.

The referee beckoned him over and produced notebook, pencil and yellow card.

'It's a yellow card for you,' said the referee, waving the card at the footballer.

'You know what you can do with your yellow card!' shouted the player.

'You're too late, mate,' replied the referee. 'There's three red cards there already!'


 






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