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Uncle's funeral

The office-boy had taken the afternoon off to attend his uncle's funeral. His boss, a keen football fan, went the same afternoon to watch a match between Aberdeen and Celtic, and he saw the office-boy among the crowd.

'So this is your uncle's funeral, is it' he said sarcastically..

'I shouldn't be at all surprised,' said the office boy. 'He's the referee.'


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