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Hungarian referee

Some years ago an important European match between England and Scotland was taking place in Milan. The referee was Hungarian. His command of English left a good deal to be desired and the players of both teams were taking the mickey out of him at every opportunity. Finally the Hungarian's patience ran out. 'You British!' he shouted. 'You think I know damn nothing about the games Let me tell you I know damn all!'


 






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