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Forget all the coaching

A Third Division manager was addressing his team during a training session.

'Now, lads,' he said, 'over the last few months, I've given you a lot of tips and advice on passing, dribbling, kicking and defensive play.'

The team nodded appreciately. 'Well, you can forget it all,' said the coach, 'because we've just sold the bloody lot of you!'


 






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