The manager of a Third Division club called his leading goal-scorer into his
'You've played so well this season,' he said, 'that the committee has decided
to give you a special bonus.
We would like you to accept this cheque for £500.'
'Thank you very much,' said the player. 'That's very kind of you.'
'And,' continued the manager, 'if you play as well for the rest of the season,
the chairman will sign it for you.'