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After season party

The goalkeeper threw a party after his team won the league championship. As a special honour, he asked the manager to say grace before they sat down to dinner.

Finishing up the short prayer, the manager said, "... and we thank you, Lord, in the name of the Father, the Son, and the goalie host."


 






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