The Devil was constantly challenging St Peter to a game of soccer, but St Peter
refused, until one day while walking around' heaven he discovered that quite a
number of international footballers had entered the 'pearly gates'.
"I think I'll arrange to play that soccer game," said St Peter to
the Devil. "We have a great number of international soccer stars in heaven
at the moment from which to select a winning team."
"You'll lose, you'll lose!" taunted the Devil. "What makes you
so sure we'll lose?" enquired St Peter. "Because," laughed the
Devil, "we have all the referees down here."