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Where's my grandson

A man walked into the office of a large London firm and said to the manager, 'I'm young Cartwright's grandfather - he works in your mail room here.

I just popped in to ask if you could give him the afternoon off so I could take him to the League Final at Wembley.'

'I'm afraid he's not here,' said the manager. 'We already gave him the afternoon off to go to your funeral.'


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