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Gods vs Mortals

One of the lesser-known stories in Greek mythology tells of a classic football match on Mount Olympus between the Gods and the Mortals.

The Gods trounced the Mortals 8-0 and attributed their victory to the brilliance of their new centaur-forward.


 






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