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Priests vs Vicars

There was once a match in Liverpool between Anglican vicars and Roman Catholic priests.

Early in the game the Catholics were awarded a penalty. Father Flanagan placed the ball carefully, took a long run at it, and kicked. The ball sailed high into the air and missed the goal by miles.

Father Flanagan didn't utter a word. He just stood there with a grim expression on his face.

The team captain, Monsignor Ryan, came up behind him and said reprovingly, 'Father, that is the most profane silence I have ever heard!'


 






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