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Knocked out

In a particularly rough tackle, a player was knocked unconscious. A first-aid man. ran over and began to sprinkle water in his face and fan him with a towel.

Slowly the player recovered consciousness and said groggily, 'How the hell do they expect us to play in all this wind and rain?'


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