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Supporters Murphy's Laws

1) If you are 2-0 up with ten minutes to play you'll be lucky to hang on for a draw

2) If in the first round of any cup you beat the defending champions you will lose in the next round to a bunch on no hopers

3) Injury time is about 3 minutes longer when you are winning than when you are losing.


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