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Rain and fog

Two mad fans were sitting frozen and feeling awful on the terrace were complaining that the torrential rain and severe fog was making the game very boring to watch.

They decided that they might as well go and grab a bite of something warm to eat.

Just as they raised from their seats a policeman interuppted them.

"You two should go home now" he said "the game was abandoned about 30 minutes ago!"


 






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