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The boss called the office-boy into his private sanctum.

`How did your great-aunt's funeral go yesterday afternoon?' he asked.

'It went off all right, sir,' said the office-boy, puzzled.

'Good, good,' said the boss. 'Pity they've got to do it all over again.'

'Pardon,sir?' said the-office-boy.

'Yes. I understand there's a replay on Saturday.'


 






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