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On the bus home

Ballymena United fan travelled to Bangor to see his team play the league leaders. He went into a pub for a few quick ones before the match but stayed rather too long and forgot about the game entirely.

The match was long over when he left the pub and he caught the bus home and immediately fell asleep.

He woke with a start some time later, and glancing out of the window, saw a sign which read B A L L Y M E N A 30, BA N G O R 20.

'Hurray!' he shouted. 'I knew we could beat the beggars!'


 






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