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To the hell with Rangers

The rivalry between Celtic and Rangers in Scotland is well known. A Celtic fan looking for trouble went up to a perfect stranger in a pub in Sauchiehall Street and shouted in his ear: 'To hell with the Rangers!'

The stranger looked puzzled. 'I don't know what you're talking about, bud,' he said. 'I'm an American from Houston, Texas.'

The Celtic fan looked nonplussed for a moment but then, with a flash of inspiration, he yelled, 'To hell with the Texas Rangers, then!'


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