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Notts County

Last year, my aged Great Aunt, who is more than a bit senile, gave me a Notts. County season ticket for Christmas. Not wanting it, I took it down to Meadow Lane, and nailed it to the gates. A couple of weeks later, I had a change of heart, and decided that it was stupid to give something as valuable as that to any old stranger, so I went to retrieve the prized item. When I returned however it was too late. Some creep had nicked the nail.


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