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Chelsea

Joe always books two seats when he goes to watch a Chelsea game. That's one to sit in and one to throw when the fighting starts.


Snow White arrived home one evening to find her home destroyed by fire. She was especially worried because she'd left all seven dwarves asleep inside. As she scrambled among the wreckage, frantically calling their names, suddenly she heard the cry: "Chelsea for the Cup."

"Thank goodness," sobbed Snow White. "At least Dopey's still alive!"

 


 






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