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Out of the ground

One of the GM Vauxhall conference grounds is several miles out of town, right next to a large farm.

During a match one Saturday afternoon the ball was kicked clear out of the ground and landed in the farmyard in the middle of a group of chickens and a rooster.

The rooster looked at the ball thoughtfully for a few moments and then said quietly,

'Ladies, I .don't want to criticises but I'd just like you all to take a look at the kind of work that's being turned out on other farms.'


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