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Horse goalie

There was once a football match between two small village teams. The visitors were surprised to see that the home team's goalkeeper was a horse.

The horse played extremely well and it was mainly due to him that the home team won. After the match the visiting captain said to the home captain,

'How on earth did a horse ever learn to keep goal like that'

'How does anyone learn' answered the home captain. 'Practice, practice, practice!'


 






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